Arsonists and Used Matchsticks
light fuse,
run away.
8:38 AM, Will You Survive The Swine Flu?
Saturday, May 2, 2009

Dinesh completed the quiz "Will You Survive the Swine Flu?" with the result You died you fool..
Sick of sensationalist headlines you still went to Cancun to get drunk and / or laid. It seemed like a good idea, you got all the attention the only tourist in a town gets. But ultimately you paid for it when you kissed a mexican, got diarrhea, got the flu and died..

Woohoo! Yay me. Livin' it up before the apocalypse.